Kalooz

Top 10 catches of all time in the #NFL and I swear Cris Carter has to have 8 of them. Jeez - crazy hands.

Not sure what's so great about Hines Ward and his crackback blocks. He passes others up to hit the guy that's not looking. Real tough #NFL

Wow - the Texans absolutely imploded. The Colts just own them. #NFL

I always expect Peyton Manning to run to the sideline and pull off his face-mask to reveal The Terminator. Dude's a machine. #NFL

I made it out alive and with what I came for. I survived, but my soul is darker. I have seen things that no man should have to witness.

Filed under // blackfriday houshop

Just heard: "You go high, I'll go low". Wow, poor lady never knew what hit her. It was like watching a National Geographic lion hunt.

Filed under // blackfriday

Okay, I'm in! Ah, the sweet smell of savings! Wait, why is that lady eyeballing me? I feel like I walked into a gunfight with a butter knife

Filed under // blackfriday

What is your package/bag minimum for #BlackFriday? One guy just walked out with what looks to be 1 video game. 1 video game? Are you insane?

Walking up to the store, I have a very "lamb-to-the-slaughter" feel. I'm a rookie at this, I think they can smell my fear.

Filed under // BlackFriday

Despite every bone in my body screaming No!, I am on my way to Best Buy to participate in #BlackFriday. May God have mercy.